What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What is another name for a cow?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?