Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do math teachers eat?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?