What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?