How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Did you know about April 1st?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?