What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

How was the wedding?

What's a forklift?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?