Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Who invented fractions?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What style of music weighs the most?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What vegetables make the best music?

How do bees get to school?