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What season begins with a thud?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?