Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?