Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?