What day do hands always go to church?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's a bat's favorite game?