What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
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What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
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