What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Which bug is related to you?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?