What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the goal post get angry?
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