What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Shoutout to my grandma!

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?