Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
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