Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
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