What vegetables do librarians like?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Who invented fractions?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?