Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

How did the tree get lost?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?