Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What cartoon character loves insects?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?