What's the laziest vegetable?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?