What's the laziest vegetable?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

How are teens like cats?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's a henway?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What was the first animal in space?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?