Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call a short cow?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?