Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What day is your mom always right?

Who won the race between two balls of string?