What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How do you arrest a pig?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do you call the dog magician?