What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the fish blush?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
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