What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do you call a retired cowboy?