What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?