What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do elephants have trunks?
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