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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did electricity win the race?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?