Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
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Which animal is the most religious?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the computer cold at work?
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