Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a henway?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
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