Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
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