What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?