What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's the politest month?

What do bees say in the summer?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?