What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you do when two snails fight?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.