What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?