What's a bee's favorite novel?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Do dads always snore?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

How do you get straight A's?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's a horse's favorite car?