What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call two birds in love?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

How does a cow do math?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?