What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What type of car do planets buy?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
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