What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
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