What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
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