What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the whale cross the road?

How do automobiles fly?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?