What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What is the color of the wind?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Can February March?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why are bakers so good at math?