Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How do hurricanes see?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?