Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
Where do hands go on vacation?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
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