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What do you call a vacation at home?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's the saddest part of the week?