Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What table can you never sit at?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?