What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do cats love to work?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

How do billboards talk?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?