What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What says: oom oom oom?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

My brother is my partner in crime.