Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
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