Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What horn never makes a sound?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
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