What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why are skeletons so calm?
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