What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's the opposite of irony?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?