What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why didn't the melons get married?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the computer run out of money?