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Where do actors go to pray?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?