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What instrument do secretaries usually play?

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What's a kitty's favorite book?

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Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Which cats love to be petted?