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What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?