Which animal is the most religious?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why are ghosts always single?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?