Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
It's Crowded!
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
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