What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?