What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What kind of store would a dog own?