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Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How do billboards talk?