Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What's a frog's favorite year?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
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