What type of birds stay together forever?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What siblings are always sad?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?