What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the bread do on vacation?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?