What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?