What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What's a tornado's favorite game?