Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?