What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do math teachers eat?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What is the best Christmas present ever?