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What do you call a retired cowboy?

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What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

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What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?