Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
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