What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What car can you only see twice a year?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Where does laundry go to college?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Guitarists are so stressed out.