What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What birds make average students?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?