What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a forklift?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why are all priests fit?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why are billionaires such good parents?