What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why are goats so funny?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?