How much money does a skunk have?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why did electricity win the race?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why are trees always so positive?

Families are like fudge.

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?