Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
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