Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
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