Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?