Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?