Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
How do billboards talk?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
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