Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
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What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Do dads always snore?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call an animal pop star?
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