Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did March say to the madness?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
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