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Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What kind of bird can write?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why are English teachers so smart?