Where do burgers like to dance?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?