What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Where do chips wear socks?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What building always gets stains on it?

It's allergy season again?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?