What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What tree has the most bark?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?