What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly BeanĀ®.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame StreetĀ®?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a pig thief?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
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