Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?