What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you give a sick lemon?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do snowmen get information?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the strongest animal?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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