What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

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Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?