Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What's E.T. short for?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?