Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?