Where do chips wear socks?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What type of car do planets buy?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What color are all the books in the library?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?