Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Where do cats go on vacation?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do you call an Irish spider?

When do flowers get their workout in?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?