Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What birds always travel in twos?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's the friendliest national park?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's the perfect job for a cow?