How do you measure a millennial?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?