Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What do you call a fly without wings?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

How can you farm during the winter?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Which baseball player do fish root for?