Why did the computer run out of money?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?