What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?