Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What words make the best athletes?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What sport requires no movement at all?
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