Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?