Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's good for both poker and theater?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
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