Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Where do actors go to pray?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What was the first animal in space?