Why are winter days great?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?