What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What food is a man's best friend?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?