What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What's the politest month?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where does breakfast live?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?