What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

How do amoebas make calls?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What game do bats excel at?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What name sounds like the past tense?