Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?