Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?