What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which family member has tusks?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the barber win the race?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
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