Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?