What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did you learn in school today, son?