How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?