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Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?