Where can you always get cheap gas?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

How does a cow do math?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?