Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What color are all the books in the library?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do rich squirrels eat?