What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What do you call a pig thief?

How does a barber get to work?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?