Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?