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A golden receiver.
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What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What bee is good for your health?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
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