Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What math figure is also in the band?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What sweet treat never panics?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?