Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

I'm not a bad putter.

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?