Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why do cats always get what they want?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

I'm not a bad putter.