What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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What do little fish love to play with?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
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