What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
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