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What do you call a famous turtle?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Where do cows go on vacation?

Which fly makes films?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why don't wolves like fast food?