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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why do cows wear bells?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

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What do you call Dracula with hay fever?