What animals love to close envelopes?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did summer say to spring?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?