What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What is the most faithful insect?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?