Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Families are like fudge.

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call an angry monkey?