What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why was the mime upset?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

How do frogs get to work?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the whale cross the road?