How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?