What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
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