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What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why do fish live in salt water?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why are trees always so positive?