How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

How can you make 7 even?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's the difference between soccer and football?