What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why is summer always sad?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's the loudest sport?