Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?