Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?