What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's the scariest letter?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why is furniture so generous?