What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Which family member has tusks?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?