Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What style of music weighs the most?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did summer say to spring?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?