What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?