What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Which animal is the most religious?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why is sand so optimistic?