Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
Why don't ants get sick?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are winter days great?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
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