Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the barber win the race?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?