What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?