Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Which family member is always relieved?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why was the tire self-conscious?