Why do cows go to New York?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the computer run out of money?

How do you get kids to do something?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?