Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who invented fractions?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
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