What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why are stones so good at music?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?