Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why are ghosts always single?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What birds make average students?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?