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Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?