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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

It's Crowded!

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What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?